Bitch, please.

rooobes:

Composition VII by Kandinsky

Studying Art History makes me feel pretentious.

He’s one of my favorite artists. Fun fact: this painting looks like the bottom of my sink after a night of drinking.

thedisgruntledgradstudent:

(via somerset)

*headdesk.

DAYUM. These sessy bitches are MY kind. I make that face pretty much all day at work (in the alley). Also, I’ve had encounters with a few guys with green penises. I also feel itchy down there quite frequently. Should I be worried?

fangbanger:

“I’M GONNA CRAM IN YOUR FUCKING SKULL BITCH. AHAHAHA.”

And the award for Hot Bitch #3 goes to *drum roll* Hoyt’s FINE-ass mom from true blood! Why? Foul mouth. Big hair. Loud outfit. Is a loud BITCH. And has eyebrowns so fah-law-less they make every salon owner cry out in pain.

fangbanger:

Arlene: “The sign says ladies”
Lafayette: “So what chu skank hoes doin in here?”
Tara: “Watch yourself bitch”
Lafayette: “I am. And I is gorgeousss.”

Lafayette has been named Hot Bitch #2 for the following reasons:

1.) That line was perfect.
2.) Bitch always be lookin’ fine.
3.) This ho has great taste - Observe the first 20 seconds of the following video:

Dayum!

fangbanger:

Jason

I officially declare J-Stack Hot Bitch #1. Anybody who makes an o-face this fuckin’ sexy deserves an award. The only exception would be that one Randi-Sue hoe that J-stack banged in an alleyway and had stanky garbage poured on her head (director Alan Ball totally stole that shit from my biography).

thedisgruntledgradstudent:

hman:

lafuguedantoine:

fuckyeahdc:

tbridge:

We’ve got some big dicks here in Washington, DC.

How do you even find something like this? LOL

We all know why, right?

I’m not gonna say why - are you?

The, ehm, color coding ain’t so subtle.

Thanks for the tip, girlfriends. I am SO moving to D.C. now. Bitches where I am are TOTALLY lackin’ in the slacks.

fangbanger:

The god who comes.

That slut J-Stack is lookin’ FIONE here. Even the gas mask seems appropriate (for my gross purposes). There is arguably nothing wrong with this picture. Well, I would’ve spelled “comes” differently, but that’s just my disgusting ass.

fangbanger:

breathsoftruth:

trueobsession:

truebloodonhbo:

delineative:

True Blood “Beyond Here Lies Nothin’”

hey itchbay get off my man!

<3

TONGUE IN THE 5TH FRAME. He loves to kiss like the french.

Don’t fuck with my man, biznitch! That lezzie vamp-ho better watch who she sinks her teeth into, because my fart-glitter includes silver and it will TOTALLY fuck a bitch up.

YEAH! You BETTER resume your game of cards, slut. She totally backed off.

fangbanger:

stayfrosty:

lolwut?

This genital-moistening photo is of Alex “hit-me-in-the-shitter” Skarsgard, the hot Swedish slut piece who plays Eric on True Blood. Careful, bitches, staring at him for too long is likely to make your no-no hungrier than me a fat whore on a diet.

Now if you’ll excuse me, Alex and I have a nooner scheduled. It seems to help that he looks like a street walking male prostitute in this picture. God, I’m fucked up.